Garden Prankster T-Shirts

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Blowing dandelion clock

'Never mind how it happened! Just get me out of this thing!'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Dandelion seeds - For your neighbours garden.

'All right, Edna. Where are my golf clubs?'

'Cut the hedge and dead-head the roses!'

Gnome urinating onto sad gnome with umbrella.

He was a victim of a pot-shot

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'...here to repossess the lawnmower.'

Sweeping things under the lawn.

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

'Thanks, Grandma - You've ruined a perfectly good tiger trap!'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'It's not your hosta plant the snails come back for �' it's the fairground thrills you keep giving them'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Runaway leaf.

'Remember last year? You dug up his flower garden and planted potatoes...?'

'Where are you going?'

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'Lost your lawnmower, old man?'

'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'

Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100

"That's a plastic flower, you bumbling-idiot!"

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

Death buys a new lawnmower.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Apple harvest."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'