Garden Trickster T-Shirts

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Young Houdini

'Where are you going?'

'Look a huge bird!'

"Namaste."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"It was worth a try."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Runaway leaf.

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'