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'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Nature Lovers

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Rating the Sunset

Watering the garden gnome

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Look a huge bird!'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

J. M. W. Turner

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Artist paints an artist.

Meanwhile...in Albania

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"These hostas are out of control!"

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.