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Flower poaching water from the neighbouring flowerpot.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Artistic License

Polly tries reverse psychology

'Look a huge bird!'

Mime Tug-of-War

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Fish Training

Frog Flycatcher.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Say when.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Pianist Fraud

Mission: Carrot

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

"Feel the monster guts in the bowl!"