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'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

High speed cinder block

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Frog Flycatcher.

Wishing Well

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Cheating Alien

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"