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'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

High speed cinder block

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Frog Flycatcher.

Wishing Well

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Cheating Alien

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.