Tech Trickster T-Shirts

Chess player unplugs Chess Computer to win.

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

"I can't find my phone...someone call mom's phone."

Cyber crime.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

"You realise that every one of those 'tuts' adds £50 to the bill..."

Online Bank Robbery

"I love this new nature app. I programmed our trees to drop all their leaves in the neighbor's yard."

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive.'

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Windows cleaner

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."

'Just as I suspected - it's a hologram!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Can I tempt you with an upgrade?"

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

You know how your phone tells you how many missed calls you've had? Well, you can think of this as one of your misplaced calls. ! !

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Some card-game puns

Candid Camera store.

Primitive magician

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls