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"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

High speed cinder block

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Internet Shoplifting

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Cyber crime.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'