Tech-savvy Tricksters T-Shirts

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

Internet conmen trick cash from customers.

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

High speed cinder block

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Hypnotoon

"We're here, Harry."

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Internet Shoplifting

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Wiccapedia.

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

Cyber crime.

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'