Tech-savvy Trick-or-treaters T-Shirts

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Tunnel of TV

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Take me to your leader. . .

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Internet Shoplifting

Toy Store/Battery Store

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Virtual Lap Dancing

Wiccapedia.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Camp Wilderness.

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

Tourists and GPS

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'Ring again and I'm calling your parents!' - Death's Doorstep.

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

"I have a boo boo."

Online banking - robbery.

'Trick and Trace!'

"Phone at 10 percent but I went out anyway. Because I'm an adrenaline junky."

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'