Tech-savvy Trick-or-treaters Prints

'Twitter Tweet'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Tunnel of TV

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Take me to your leader. . .

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Toy Store/Battery Store

Internet Shoplifting

Virtual Lap Dancing

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Wiccapedia.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

Camp Wilderness.

Tourists and GPS

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

According to my CPS, the Millers, Hudsons and Morgans are giving out healthy stuff. Candy Positioning System.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"Phone at 10 percent but I went out anyway. Because I'm an adrenaline junky."

'Ring again and I'm calling your parents!' - Death's Doorstep.

"I have a boo boo."

Online banking - robbery.

'Franklin's waiting for the Google 'Street View' car to drive by so he can moon it.'

'Trick and Trace!'

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."