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"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Trick or treat surprise.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"I'm your sun!"

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.