Trick-or-treat Pros Pillows

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Trick or treat surprise.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I'm your sun!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."