Trick-or-treaters Pillows

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Ring again and I'm calling your parents!' - Death's Doorstep.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I have a boo boo."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I'm your sun!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Trick or treat surprise.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.