Trick-or-treating Pillows

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'Now that's scary!'

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

"Mr. Cole the baker gave me a cupcake, Dr. Keener the dentist gave me a toothbrush, and Dr. Sims the vet gave me a rabies shot."

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

"Where's your candy."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Lick or treat!'

Three Legged Trick or Treater.

Well, there's a sure sign of an economic downturn - Cheap Candy!

'Deviled ham. Deviled egg. Oh thank goodness! Devil's food cake.'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"Aww, a cute little ghost...and what's the trick if I don't give you a treat?"

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Jimmy has the scariest costume. He's a dentist!"

"I think I'd have a lot more fun if these candy bars were full size instead of fun size."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Mom says it's safer."

"How did I become someone who has a screaming fit about a stupid gift bag filled with little plastic things?"

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"Michelle is a witch, Anna is a pirate, and Lucy is very shy."

"Not bad, but have you guys been to the house where they're giving out full MFAs?"

"Whaddaya say we skip the Johnsons’ house? Grandpa’s on a tight schedule."

"I know it's you, Bailey, and the answer is still 'no.'"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."