Trick-or-treating Prints

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'Now that's scary!'

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

"Mr. Cole the baker gave me a cupcake, Dr. Keener the dentist gave me a toothbrush, and Dr. Sims the vet gave me a rabies shot."

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"I think I'd have a lot more fun if these candy bars were full size instead of fun size."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Ok, ok, just take two things.

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

'Lick or treat!'

Nice try.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Deviled ham. Deviled egg. Oh thank goodness! Devil's food cake.'

Well, there's a sure sign of an economic downturn - Cheap Candy!

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

"Jimmy has the scariest costume. He's a dentist!"

Three Legged Trick or Treater.

"Aww, a cute little ghost...and what's the trick if I don't give you a treat?"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"Where's your candy."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

'Twitter Tweet'

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"It's the one night of the year he can go out without his mask and costume!"

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"I don't like the look of those pumpkins!"

"I know it's you, Bailey, and the answer is still 'no.'"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"