Trick-or-treat Lovers Prints

'Trick-or-Eat!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Trick or Tweet

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Zombie pet tricks.

Punkins

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Date Night

Beware of the Cat.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"