Trick-or-treat Pranksters Pillows

Well...I filled it!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Scary stuff

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Tartar sauce.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'