Festive Pranksters Pillows

"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Christmas decorations.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Reindeer and sleigh on cinder blocks

"... And merry Christmas to you too Santa!"

No Presents Until Christmas Day

"Santa left a Yule Log in the toilet!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'You smell like mothballs.'

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

Santa's Workshop - Underwear Gift Division.

'Sorry we don't do 'Pay-as-you-ho' contracts'

'Wait a minute...you're not Farmer Christmas!'

"I'd like my whole family on the naughty list."

'It's Christmas. This is the only stocking I could find!'

"I told you they like to graze here."

Parson Brown lives!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

That one has all the batteries!

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.