Festive Pranksters Pillows

"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Reindeer and sleigh on cinder blocks

"... And merry Christmas to you too Santa!"

No Presents Until Christmas Day

"Santa left a Yule Log in the toilet!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'You smell like mothballs.'

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'Sorry we don't do 'Pay-as-you-ho' contracts'

'Wait a minute...you're not Farmer Christmas!'

"I'd like my whole family on the naughty list."

'It's Christmas. This is the only stocking I could find!'

"I told you they like to graze here."

Parson Brown lives!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"