Yuletide Prankster Pillows

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Turkey Autopsy

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Scary stuff

Christmas Presents.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

Santa Claws...

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'ok, who threw that?'

The Devil's advocaat.