Yuletide Prankster Gifts

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

That one has all the batteries!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Scary stuff

Turkey Autopsy

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Santa Claws...

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Hallowe'en wake up call

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'ok, who threw that?'