Trick-or-treat Lover Pillows

'Deviled ham. Deviled egg. Oh thank goodness! Devil's food cake.'

Trick-or-treaters scaring Frankenstein and Dracula.

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

'Get off and milk it!'

"Trick or treat!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Trick or Tweet

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zombie pet tricks.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Punkins

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Beware of the Cat.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'