Trick-or-treat Connoisseur Pillows

Transylvanian backpackers.

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Punkins

Open House of Horrors

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

The dark side of Halloween.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'