Trick-or-treat Connoisseur Gifts

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Transylvanian backpackers.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Punkins

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Open House of Horrors

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

Halloween Support Group

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The dark side of Halloween.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Punkins

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!