Trick-or-treating Expert Pillows

"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

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'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I'm your sun!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"Too soon?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

A heifer you can't refuse,...