Trick-or-treat Tactician Pillows

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Be right with you. Just tweeting that you’re a ‘take one only’ house."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

Well...I filled it!

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Hey, honey! Come look at all these scary mortgage lenders and Wall Street bankers!'

"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."

"Vampires are scary but they don't know it since they can't see themselves in mirrors."

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'Looked like a doggie bag to me.'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"It was a lousy Halloween haul. I didn't have to go for even one dental checkup."

'Ring again and I'm calling your parents!' - Death's Doorstep.