Trick-or-treat Tactician Pillows

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Be right with you. Just tweeting that you’re a ‘take one only’ house."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Well...I filled it!

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Hey, honey! Come look at all these scary mortgage lenders and Wall Street bankers!'

"Can't you just have the candy delivered? We're in the middle of a game of Fortnite."

"Vampires are scary but they don't know it since they can't see themselves in mirrors."

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Bread crumbs? But it's Halloween!

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

'Looked like a doggie bag to me.'

"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."