'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'
Trick-or-treat Aficionado Pillows
Add a dash of Halloween humor to their decor with cozy, playful pillows. Perfect for creating a festive atmosphere that’s charmingly spooky, all year long.
'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'
"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"
"Jimmy has the scariest costume. He's a dentist!"
Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.
'I really hauled in the loot. Everyone wanted to fatten me up.'
4 Genres of Halloween Costume
"Trade you my catnip mouse for your milkbones?"
"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."
"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."
"Too soon?"
"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."
Chicken Sand-Witch.
'Would you like to gift aid it?'
A heifer you can't refuse,...
"I know it's you, Bailey, and the answer is still 'no.'"
'Frank, you have GOT to come here and see this adorable costume!'
1893: Halloween in Transylvania.
"That was a waste! All we got were tricks..."
'Trick or treat?!' - 'Where's your costume, kid?' - 'I'm dressed as a psychopath... they look just liked ordinary people.' - 'Best. Halloween. Ever.'
Prehistoric Halloween.
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"Noah is a pumpkin, and we're all various brand ambassadors."
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
Transylvanian backpackers.
"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"
"What are you looking at, four eyes?"
"Why am I always the designated driver?!"
A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.
Dead Funny
Night of the Zombonies.
'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'
"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."
Woodpecker carving pumpkins
Trick-or-treat Aficionado Pillows Collection
Trick-or-treat Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of Halloween mugs full of spooky charm and witty designs—perfect for trick-or-treat lovers who enjoy a hauntingly good brew.
Trick-or-treat Aficionado Prints
Discover our Halloween prints to add a spooky, artistic flair to their space—great for celebrating the season all year long.
Trick-or-treat Aficionado T-Shirts
Find the perfect trick-or-treat T-shirt to showcase their love for Halloween in style—fun designs that make festive dressing easy.