Trick-or-treat Fanatic Pillows

"Mr. Cole the baker gave me a cupcake, Dr. Keener the dentist gave me a toothbrush, and Dr. Sims the vet gave me a rabies shot."

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

'I don't suppose you'd trade some of that devil's food cake for a couple of dog biscuits, would you?'

alligator halloween

"I know it's better to give than to receive, but does that really mean giving away our good candy?"

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Home depot."

Dead Funny

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I said slime."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Open House of Horrors