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"Mr. Cole the baker gave me a cupcake, Dr. Keener the dentist gave me a toothbrush, and Dr. Sims the vet gave me a rabies shot."

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

'I don't suppose you'd trade some of that devil's food cake for a couple of dog biscuits, would you?'

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"I know it's better to give than to receive, but does that really mean giving away our good candy?"

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"I know that house was right here last halloween."

"The party's down here."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Home depot."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Zombies.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I said slime."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

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