Trick-or-treat Devotee T-Shirts

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

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"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

Pranking Zombies

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Trick or treat surprise.

"I'm your sun!"

Happy Halloween.

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"All I have to say is that someone better be bleeding."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"Too soon?"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

'Hey, honey! Come look at all these scary mortgage lenders and Wall Street bankers!'