Trick-or-treat Devotee Mugs

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

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'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

Pranking Zombies

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"I'm your sun!"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Trick or treat surprise.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"Too soon?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

A heifer you can't refuse,...