Halloween Devotee Mugs

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Toadstools

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I was almost that last year."

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Home depot."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I said slime."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trick or Tweet

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."