Trick-or-treat Advocate Pillows

'I caught this gang of little extortionists roving through neighborhoods threatening homeowners about tricks they would do if not paid off.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

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'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I'm your sun!"

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Too soon?"

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"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

A heifer you can't refuse,...

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."