Trick-or-treat Advocate Prints

'I caught this gang of little extortionists roving through neighborhoods threatening homeowners about tricks they would do if not paid off.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

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"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I'm your sun!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Too soon?"

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

'Hey, honey! Come look at all these scary mortgage lenders and Wall Street bankers!'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.