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Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Vampires are scary but they don't know it since they can't see themselves in mirrors."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I'm your sun!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"Too soon?"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.