Trick-or-treating Champion Prints

"I think I'd have a lot more fun if these candy bars were full size instead of fun size."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

"Too soon?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"You can cut out the victor dance, Candy Boy!"

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

A heifer you can't refuse,...

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

alligator halloween

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'