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"I think I'd have a lot more fun if these candy bars were full size instead of fun size."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Too soon?"

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

A heifer you can't refuse,...

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

alligator halloween

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"