Trick-or-treating Adventurer T-Shirts

"Hey! How come you got candy corn, and I got deer corn?"

"Where the wild things were."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Bird sitting on a wing.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Best Pals

Monkey Handshake

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Rubber Ring

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Monster chariot races

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Boogie your socks off."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

Father and Son quality time