Trick-or-treat Virtuoso Prints

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

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'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

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Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Too soon?"

A magician saws in half an octopus

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.