Trick-or-treat Maestro Prints

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Orchestra.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Charles Addams.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Children playing in the street

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

Spinning Plates!

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Book and magician

The Violin Artist

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Air catarrh.

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."

Singing

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

"Vampires are scary but they don't know it since they can't see themselves in mirrors."

Tarot Lying

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

'I can't do next Friday'

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School