Trick-or-treat Maestro Mugs

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Orchestra.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Charles Addams.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Children playing in the street

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Spinning Plates!

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Book and magician

Air catarrh.

The Violin Artist

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

Singing

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

"Vampires are scary but they don't know it since they can't see themselves in mirrors."

Tarot Lying

'I can't do next Friday'

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

Dance Categories: The Hustle, The Shag, The Rumba, The Salsa.