Trick-or-treat Virtuoso Gifts

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

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'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

A magician saws in half an octopus

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"Too soon?"

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

A heifer you can't refuse,...

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."