Trick-or-treating Pro Gifts

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Vampires are scary but they don't know it since they can't see themselves in mirrors."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I'm your sun!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"Too soon?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."