Trick-or-treat Supporter Pillows

'Lick or treat!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Trick or Tweet

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I'm your sun!"

Trick or treat surprise.

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"Too soon?"

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.