Trick-or-treat Supporter Gifts

'Lick or treat!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Trick or Tweet

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"I'm your sun!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Trick or treat surprise.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Happy Halloween.

"Too soon?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"All I have to say is that someone better be bleeding."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

alligator halloween

"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."