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Nice try.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Mom says it's safer."

'Hey! This isn't a cookie. It's a dog biscuit.'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'He's going 'trick or treating' as you. If that doesn't frighten the neighbours, nothing will.'

'Is that costume supposed to frighten me?'

"All I have to say is that someone better be bleeding."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Devi's brew?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"We should start wearing masks."

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Monster Self-Help

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Santa's wash day.

I want to hold your hand

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Death Beggar