Halloween Fan Pillows

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist,'

"It's in move-in condition."

HIS, HERS, ITS (bath towels)

"If you so choose to gift my mother with candy, she can transfer ownership of said candy to myself."

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

"I find your costume rather humerus."

"The good news is your surgery went fine. The bad news is we left a candle inside you."

Halloween 2008.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Witch

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Halloween treats for a horse

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'Men!'

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"Aww man, that's a rotten trick."

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"We should start wearing masks."

"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"

"I designed it with A.I."

Boss. I shouldn't have worn my zombie costume and asked for a raise --- He said if I don't qualify for a cost-of-living increase.

Have you tried white strips?

It's just a small shock! Go on, it'll be funny!

Self Love Witch

"Devi's brew?"

"I'll have the shiraz, but help yourself."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."