Halloween Fan Pillows

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist,'

"It's in move-in condition."

HIS, HERS, ITS (bath towels)

"If you so choose to gift my mother with candy, she can transfer ownership of said candy to myself."

Halloween 2008.

Witch

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Men!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"I find your costume rather humerus."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

No Quid Pro Quo halloween

Zombie crossing

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"I'll have the shiraz, but help yourself."

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

"Devi's brew?"

Self Love Witch

"I designed it with A.I."

"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

"The fangs stay!"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Aww man, that's a rotten trick."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Hey, look, we're saved We're saved"

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'