Halloween Decor Fan Pillows

Happy Halloween

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Monster Self-Help

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"We should start wearing masks."

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'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Death Beggar

Witches at a cauldron.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Candy Corn Dracula

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

City Zoo

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Tupperware Wolf