Halloween Decor Fan Gifts

Happy Halloween

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Monster Self-Help

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

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"We should start wearing masks."

Death Beggar

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Witches at a cauldron.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Candy Corn Dracula

City Zoo

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Tupperware Wolf

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

Ghosts from around the world