Autumn Celebration Fan Gifts

Halloween pumpkin

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Pumpkin patch

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Devi's brew?"

Fall on a desert island

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Monster Self-Help

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Classic Emojis for sale.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We should start wearing masks."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Death Beggar

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

French Animal Noises.

Tupperware Wolf

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'