Playful Halloween Fan Gifts

Witches

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Monster Self-Help

Classic Emojis for sale.

I want to hold your hand

"We should start wearing masks."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Witches at a cauldron.

Death Beggar

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Tupperware Wolf

The rest of the herd were not amused.

French Animal Noises.

'I could have had a V-8!'

City Zoo

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Ghosts from around the world

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."